DR. Trump

Fat Donnie  has done it again. After blasting the World Health Organization and his own experts on the pandemic death rate, he has give his genius opinion that it is much lower than 3.4%. That is based on "What people Say", and the fact that he absorbed knowledge from his uncle who was  a professor at MIT, an electrical engineer professor who passed away in 1985. Most likely Uncle John was brilliant but probably didn't look into epidemiology much. However, now that our 24/7 President has solved the coronavirus crisis, he can go back to improving our Space Force. People say that he is very close to finishing up his warp engine and starting on a time machine.